Yoruba man Versus Igbo man

One Igbo man entered a canteen and ordered fufu eight hundred naira with meat two hundred naira. Just as he was settling down to eat, a Yoruba man also settled down and ordered amala two hundred naira with 'assorted' meat of one thousand eight hundred naira.

The two men had issues in their heads. The Yoruba man wondered why the Igbo man was eating too much fufu. How would he be able to breathe after eating all that? He wondered.

On the other hand, the Igbo man wondered why the other man was eating too much meat. Was he a lion in his past life?

While these thoughts hovered over their heads, the Yoruba man remembered that he was running late already. Turning to the Igbo man, he pressed;

"Oga, please what is the time?"

The Igbo man, already brewing with rage retorted; "Oga, ask your meat there. You don't have a wristwatch and you are eating all that meat!"
For this Agbado period , U dey eat all that meat.!.

Oya, be the judge, who's to blame?
Okadigbo Azia.

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